St Goar Day 2

Following a traditional German breakfast of mutilated deer antlers with a dill sauce the group catch a train to Oberwesel and enjoy a leisurely Rhineside walk back to the Schloss. Then there is a guided tour of the less salubrious aspects of the castle with more Germanic obsessing on the excretory aspects of human behaviour.




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